The Coat Hanger Conspiracy

Those of you who read between the lines, question what the powers that be would have us believe and ask “Why?” will probably know this is an article about a covert operation carried out by United States Special Forces (the original elements that made up what we now call Deltaforce) in September 1967 during the Tet Offensive in Vietnam, whereby the C.I.A. deployed a small selection of combat hardened Green Berets out of Fort Bragg to infiltrate NLF command posts in Laos and China (none of which has been confirmed nor denied by U.S. Government) and that this action has been unofficially labelled Operation : Coathanger.

In fact, I’m sure you already know all the gory details about that shameful human rights fiasco so I’m writing about a battle a lot closer to home instead. Has anybody noticed the increasingly unpredictable behaviour of coat hangers recently? I for one am getting fairly tired of hanging a shirt or sweater and then by merely touching it (opening a door or banging into it a little bit) it falls on the floor. It’s quite annoying. It wouldn’t surprise me if the government has introduced a de-stabilizing element into the manufacturing process to waste our time so we’re less productive and spend more time bending over to pick things up thereby increasing spinal wear and tear and lining the pockets of health care professionals and pharmaceutical companies who then in turn make “donations” to the government. Of course I’m kidding. This is my first blog of any kind, but you may find further comments from me about real issues in the future. By the way I made up all the stuff about Vietnam, there’s no such thing as Operation Coathanger as far as I’m aware, but if there was it would probably have been led by Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel United States Marine Corps. Go figure.